Man Who Took 37 Booster Shots "Always Knew Covid-19 Narrative was Bogus"
"Never Matched Up to the Hype"
San Francisco, CA — As fear and anxiety about covid-19 have begun to wane across the globe, some people like Ken Stevens of San Francisco, were never truly convinced the virus matched up to the “hype”. After an initial period of caution and isolation, Ken explained that he started to realize that things just weren’t “adding up”.
“How was I supposed to know?”
“When I first heard that there was a new virus infecting people in China, I’ll admit it, I panicked a little bit. I went down to the local WalMart and I bought 600 pallets of toilet paper. I did have to trample a few elderly women and children, but I just couldn’t take any chances. I was too scared.” Ken said through his N95 mask. “I did also have to call the cops on my neighbors a few dozen times in the first year, but we just didn’t know what the virus was capable of then. How was I supposed to know my neighbor sneezing across the street couldn’t transmit the virus directly into my house?”
Many people like Ken didn’t know what to think when whispering of a new virus started, so they turned to authoritative news sources for answers.
“It was hard to know what was true or not during those early days, so I made the decision to only listen to government approved sources and billion dollar multinational corporations. I figured historically these institutions had a track record of having my best interests in mind.” Ken said while sporting his favorite ‘Cancel Capitalism’ T-shirt. “I couldn’t believe how many people were listening to “their gut” or some podcast spewing misinformation, but that just goes to show how dumb the average person is. How was I able to see through the ruse so early while others did not?”
“At this point, I’m done”
Ken looked off into the distance with a slight grin and chuckle before continuing:
“It’s just all about the numbers and after awhile they just stopped adding up. I was on my 37th booster and I had gotten covid for the twelfth time. Fool me eleven times, shame on you, but fool me twelve times? Shame on me. At this point, I’m done with the restrictions and the hysteria. I just wish more of my friends and neighbors would wake up. I don’t know how it’s taken them so long, but again, it just goes to show you how impressionable the average person is.”