Normally I would be against War, as it is always an agonizing lose-lose for the people, and a win-win cash grab for the war profiteers, but this time is different. This time we are being led by possibly the greatest diplomatic and military one-two punch of all time: President Joseph “Corn Pop” Biden and General Mark “The White Rage” Milley. Not only that, but our military is in the finest shape it’s ever been in.
Coming off a successful helicopter off the embassy evacuation in Afghanistan, we’ve enlisted more women, non-straight and transgender soldiers than ever before, and blasted them with a constant stream of propaganda about how horrible America is and how most of the people here are irredeemable subhuman racist monsters. Experts say this will definitely translate into a superior fighting force, certainly a force capable of engaging with the Russian army in the Russian winter.
An additional benefit to the war effort, aside from embarrassing Putin on his home turf, would be a possible bump in Biden and the democrats poll numbers and the opportunity to pass more “emergency” safety measures, as well as smear any opposition to the war effort as unpatriotic/racist etc. With the fate of democracy at stake, war in Russia is a small price to pay.
People also seem to be forgetting the most important reason we need to go to war: it’s been a few months since Raytheon et. al. have made a cool billion. Pfizer is hogging all the taxpayer cash, it’s not fair, everyone has made a killing during this pandemic except the poor folks in the military industrial complex. Don’t be selfish, push your child into a meat grinder so my stocks will go up.
If you won’t do it for me then do it for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.